It's Kill Me Elmo!


I took this picture at Philips Arena right before the Jimmy Buffett concert. It was quite a long distance away, all the way up in the topmost rafters, and taken with my cell phone camera so the quality isn't the greatest but it was a disembodied Elmo head hanging upside down from the rafters. I'm not sure why Elmo committed suicide or why he chose Philips Arena, but it was definitely self-inflicted and not the work of an angry mob of Parrotheads.

So that's it, kids - if you ever see Elmo again, it's only a rerun because Elmo is demised! He is no more! He has ceased to be! I only pray it was a suicide pact also involving Barney.