Today I had a meeting with my friend Pam to discuss my investment portfolio. Oooh, I feel all grown-up and important, having investments! My friend Pam reminds me of a hummingbird: she's very pretty, and very tiny, and flutters about so fast you can barely see her. She and Securities Specialist Randy have developed a plan for my financial future!

Here are the things I am buying today:

PIMCO Real Return
American Funds Cap
Eaton Vance Health Sciences
Evergreen Asset Allocation

So, any of you who are reading this can go ahead and splurge this weekend on a fancy dinner or some new clothes or books or DVDs, because I won't have to come live with you in my old age. Pam and Randy got my back!

Pam also helped get me my lovely engagement ring. Have I mentioned my engagement ring? Anyway, Pam took Alan and me to another client of hers who's a diamond wholesaler, introduced us and told him to be sure to give us a good deal. I like Pam! That's all this entry is about, really. Pam is fabulantastic!

MONTOYA DELENDA EST!