My favorite snack these days is Geraldine's Bodacious Cheese Straws. They are extremely yummy, although kinda expensive in terms of snackage - $5 will buy you only 5.5 ounces. Tasty, though - extremely tasty.
Yesterday I dropped one on the kitchen floor and Alan, who was standing right beside it, opened the door to the cabinet where I keep the garbage can so he could dispose of the tainted cheese straw. I snatched it from the floor and said, "Hold up, homes! I don't care if it's been on the floor, these damn things are like 25 cents per straw, I'm EATIN' that mutha!" And I ate it. Even though it had been on the floor.
Totally gross, or a daredevil who lives life ON. THE. EDGE. You be the judge.
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
Yesterday I dropped one on the kitchen floor and Alan, who was standing right beside it, opened the door to the cabinet where I keep the garbage can so he could dispose of the tainted cheese straw. I snatched it from the floor and said, "Hold up, homes! I don't care if it's been on the floor, these damn things are like 25 cents per straw, I'm EATIN' that mutha!" And I ate it. Even though it had been on the floor.
Totally gross, or a daredevil who lives life ON. THE. EDGE. You be the judge.
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
4 Comments:
Obviously Alan has not been made aware of the '10 second' rule...and does not know how truly 'bocadius' those cheesy straws are!
Congrats on the Senna mousepad - I know you're happy to have that.
Also, glad you got your car back. It's been more than a 'hassle' for you, I'm sure.
We are due more rain this week, so perhaps some of the pollen will simply wash away, instead of causing you more agony.
MONTOYA DELENDA EST!
love, mom
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Anonymous, at 9:28 AM
Tell me this: are they as good as White Cheddar Cheezits? Because I would fish those out of the vacuum cleaner bag and wipe them off on my pants.
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Anonymous Me, at 9:44 AM
These are about 20 times better than White Cheddar Cheezits. Did your mom ever take you shopping for back-to-school clothes at the Rich's downtown? My mom did - and these are like the cheese straws from Rich's bakery. But better.
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Helly, at 2:26 PM
Alan says: After spending 15 years of my life working in the kitchen, I could tell you things about the "ten second rule" that would make you think twice about ever eating out in a restaurant again... And yes, they are really good cheese straws. But I like the White Chedder Cheezits also, because we have those in the vending machine at work.
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