Language Barrier?
We've just heard a radio news item about a woman in Cobb County causing a ruckus in Walgreens while trying to fraudulently obtain drugs, then running over some cops and hitting a cop car in an escape attempt.
Alan: Some Snobb County housewife wanting her Oxycontin, I bet!
Helly: *laughs*
Alan: Yeah, those soccer moms got to have they Oxycontin, just like Rush.
Helly: Rush?!? What in the world are you talking about?!?
Alan: You know, Rush was addicted to a bunch of prescription meds, he got in trouble for it, had to go into rehab to kick the Oxycontin. Remember?
Helly: Oh, LIMBAUGH! Thank god. I thought you meant Lee, Lifeson & Peart!
We've just heard a radio news item about a woman in Cobb County causing a ruckus in Walgreens while trying to fraudulently obtain drugs, then running over some cops and hitting a cop car in an escape attempt.
Alan: Some Snobb County housewife wanting her Oxycontin, I bet!
Helly: *laughs*
Alan: Yeah, those soccer moms got to have they Oxycontin, just like Rush.
Helly: Rush?!? What in the world are you talking about?!?
Alan: You know, Rush was addicted to a bunch of prescription meds, he got in trouble for it, had to go into rehab to kick the Oxycontin. Remember?
Helly: Oh, LIMBAUGH! Thank god. I thought you meant Lee, Lifeson & Peart!
5 Comments:
I know, I always get them confused!
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Anonymous Me, at 9:49 AM
Not the GROUP, the individual!
mom
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Anonymous, at 11:17 AM
Uh oh, I'm going to pick up my Oxycontin at the store later. Are you callin' me a housewife?
I'll bet Rush (the band, not the tubby blowhard) went into rehab, but for something more fun, like heroin.
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Anonymous, at 1:12 PM
Hausfrau, Flippy - hausfrau.
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Helly, at 7:00 PM
Poor woman probably had a sinus headache and forgot her driver's license. All that rage over a box of sudafed. I can sympathize, although running over cops is a bit much.
-sandy
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Topcat, at 11:26 AM
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